I'm back in Kentucky after my break in Florida, and I start walking again tomorrow. I'm hoping I don't get blisters or shin splints again after two weeks of exercise deprivation.
Here's another coincidence. I passed through the Nashville area on both my outward and return journeys; both times I was invited to stay by people who'd given me rides, and both times they had truly extraordinary houses. I'd like to thank them all very much for their memorable hospitality.
Debbie Perdue and Joe Tant rent a 200-year-old cottage on the outskirts of town. Debbie is a Goth, and has turned the entire house into a set from a horror movie. Natural light has been deliberately excluded, the walls and ceilings are draped with lifelike cobwebs and spiders, and coffins also feature prominently in the decor.
The whole house is a work of art, an expression of Debbie's personality. Joe accepts all this with bemused resignation, though he's very proud of her creativity, while the landlord has no idea of the nightmare metamorphosis his house has undergone.
The house is packed floor to ceiling with dolls, which Debbie makes and sells on eBay. She buys them from thrift stores and then turns each one into a unique creation, with deformed limbs, gaping wounds and exposed innards, and liberal spatterings of fake blood.


While the dolls are unlikely ever to feature as raffle prizes at a vicarage tea party*, Debbie is an extremely talented artist. 'They used to be owned by kids, and I exhume them and bring them back to life,' she told me. 'Adults can love for longer than kids. I want them to be loved.'
The floors and ceiling of my room were draped with black parachute silk to keep out the light from the windows, but apart from being pitch dark it was extremely comfortable.
My room in Ben Teague's house, where I stayed last night, was equally commodious but somewhat different. It was also the first time I'd slept in a four-poster bed.
Ben restores old houses as a hobby. His latest project, Riebeek-Kimbrough Hall, is a spectacular 23-room plantation house dating from 1864, with a 21-acre site including a lake and a helicopter pad. He bought the house in 1986, dismantled it and transported it 90 miles to its current site.
Many of the neighbours are country music singers, and Willie Nelson lives nearby. The house once belonged to a member of Elvis Presley's backing group, the Jordanaires, and Elvis's Cadillac used to be parked in the garage.

The property is currently on the market, and Ben has promised me 10% if I can find a buyer. So if any of you has a spare $3 million knocking around, let me know.
*What's the American equivalent of this?